Hello, the name's Adel (rhymes with "paddle").

I like music and funny shit. Cheers.

Good question.

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To be perfectly honest, when you’re so fucking skinny that you disappear when you turn sideways, it’s borderline disgusting. It’s not attractive in the slightest. I’m lucky that my lady has curves out of this world. And it looks incredible. 

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You. Paused. In. Your. Head. Several. Times. While. Reading. This. AND NOW THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD IS YELLING. Yay, manipulation.

—Me

Got bitten by a mosquito.

It’s November. In Canada. YOU SHOULD NOT BE A-FUCKING-LIVE! BLAAAARGH.